Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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