I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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