Well douche your snatch and let's go!
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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