Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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