i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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