IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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