U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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