i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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