Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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