How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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