You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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