wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Randomize
