Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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