her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I touched a dick in church today
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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