): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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