He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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