quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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