More tranny stories later!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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