i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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