I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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