I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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