and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize