she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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