Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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