He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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