I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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