Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Randomize
