Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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