All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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