i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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