Your tits are I can't wait for
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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