6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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