i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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