Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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