Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
