I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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