It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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