there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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