Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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