I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
it's like iHOP with fire
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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