I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
