she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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