I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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