i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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