the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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