Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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