This is not my ceiling
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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