i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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