I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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