It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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