If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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