So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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