OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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