we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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